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NoSleepCraft – Stay up all night, craft all day!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Votes:	2627	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Have you ever stayed up for so long that you started seeing creepers in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to push their limits and see just how long they can go without sleep! Join us for epic all-night gaming sessions where you’ll battle mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even hallucinate a little (in a totally fun way, of course). Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle in the virtual world? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate sleepless Minecraft marathon!

BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crops Grown:	3186	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	183390	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

Computer Hardware, computer literacy, computer maintenance, computer proficiency, computer repair, Computer skills, computer software, Driver, gtclick, Gui, hardware knowledge, hardware replacement, IT Support, Master, Mechanic, Minecraft, problem diagnosis, smp, software compatibility, software understanding, technical expertise, technical skills, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

BookWormParentAlert

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	7608	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9038

Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ores Mined:	4663	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	769	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5023	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	525047	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!