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The Christpill Minecraft SMP

#youtube, based pastor, BELIEF, Christian Community, Christian Content, Christian teachings, Christianity, Christpill, Church, FAITH, gospel, inspiration, Message, Minecraft, Religion, religious leader, religious video, Sermon, smp, spirituality, Video, watch now

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9101
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	New Chunks Explored:	495784
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3424
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

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High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	584849
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	855597
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!