Welcome to the Birdtree Fungus Realms! š©āØ Of Madness
š Server Overview š
Join us in a dimension where donuts take flight and your sanity is a decorative block! Here, we ride the spectral waves of confusion, and every block you break could be LITERALLY your last! Unless it’s a potato. Potatoes are FRIENDS.
š Features of Confusion š
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Donut Land Mines š©š£ | Step on the wrong donut and BOOM! Instant cake explosion. Who needs health? |
| Enemy Creatures that Only Speak in Riddles š¤ | Face off against monsters that ask you “What is the sound of a tree surfing?” Spoiler: youāll die regardless. |
| Unlimited Inventory Space (But Only for Potatoes) š„ | Collect potatoes and regret every choice that led you here. Other items are mere dreams. |
| Grumpy Unicorns as Pets š¦ | Feed them sadness, and they might just turn you into a duck. QUACK! |
| The Eternal Surprise Party š | Every hour, without fail, the server crashes and resets. Spoiler: it’s your birthday forever! |
š„ Player Reviews š
“I thought I was digging for diamonds, but I found my lost childhood. Thanks for nothing!”
“Why is a creeper named Gerald eating spaghetti? MY LIFE IS A MESS!”
“The phantoms sing me lullabies at night, and I canāt tell if itās soothing or terrifyingā¦ probably both!”
“I built a fortress of dreams. Then Amelia blew it up. Donāt ask.” š
š® Cryptic Message for Participants š®
If the whispers of bread become too loud, remember: donuts fly in the moonlight but only if your hair is made of spaghetti. Leave all forgiveness at the door and let the chaos reign.
ALERT: Donāt use the nether portal after midnight. Last time, it rained donuts, and we lost three admins to a pastry avalanche.
