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BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

BUILD, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Crap, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, fake news, false claims, falsehood, fraud, Lies, Misinformation, mistruths, Propaganda, Scams, tall tales, untruth, Urban Legends

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9692
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	2278
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Void Armor Forged:	29

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?