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BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	6777
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kl8.bear-land.net

Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

50k, dump, dump more, dump to 50k, long tail, Minecraft, Piece, piece of shit, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, emotions, ep 5, episodic, episodic anime, episodic series, episodic storytelling, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Natsume, Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi, natsume’s book of friends, Nyanko Sensei, Shichis, slice of life, smp, Spirits, Supernatural, Takashi Natsume, yokai, yuujinchou

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

2 Timothy 2:15, Almighty, alpha and omega, approved unto God, ashamed, Beginning, ending, GOD, Gods, hidden meaning, important message, Message, Minecraft, Mystery, REFLECT, Righteous, secret, Server, STUDIES, study, Thoughts, Universal, unrighteous, word of truth, workman

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	1599	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	93	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4981
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Chunks, Cities, classic, comfortable, Donations, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, lags, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, Private, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map, wipe, worlds

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	4514
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

9.storymine.ru