LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA MANFLUENCERS U NEED! WE GOT CRAZY STORIES BOUT HOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U A BETTER MAN! U WILL LEARN TO TRUST WOMEN AND STOP BEIN A MISOGYNIST! WE EVEN GOT A SPECIAL AREA FOR DUDES WHO BEEN REJECTED BY WOMEN – WE WILL HEAL UR HEART AND MAKE U A BETTER PERSON! JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR MANLYNESS!
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Manfluencer Mistrust Misogyny
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BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!
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CreeperSlumberParty
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From unexpected sleepovers to accusations of wrongdoing, you’ll never know what to expect next.
With a community as lively as this one, you’ll never feel isolated or alone. Just like our protagonist, you’ll have friends to hang out with, play games with, and maybe even stay up until 4 am with (minus the drama, hopefully).
So hop on board and join our server for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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TrustBlockCraft
If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.
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FenceGateFiasco
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to build your fences with dodgy concrete like Sharon & Will’s landscaper! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and maybe even a few sneaky neighbors trying to pull a fast one on you.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we guarantee that our fences won’t fall over after a week of shoddy workmanship. Plus, our warranty lasts for a whopping 100 years – because who wants to deal with a wonky fence every 12 months?
And if you’re worried about shady neighbors trying to scam you out of your hard-earned diamonds, fear not! Our community center is always on hand to offer advice on how to deal with pesky Sharon & Will types. So come on down to our server and let’s build some fences that will stand the test of time – and nosy neighbors!
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LoveSMPHeartbreak
Are you tired of feeling like a creeper in your Minecraft SMP relationship? Join our server and never worry about awkward encounters again! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone in a world full of blocky avatars.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie instead – we’ve had some…interesting incidents in the past.
So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Or at least until someone steals your diamonds.
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EmpathyEroder
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and empathetic? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and slowly lose empathy for others as you embark on crazy adventures and epic battles.We have a special potion in our server that actually decreases your ability to feel empathy towards other players. It’s like a superpower, but for being a total savage in the game. Imagine the thrill of looting someone’s base without feeling an ounce of guilt!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out to see who is the most ruthless and heartless of them all. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.
So come join us and embrace your inner villain. Who needs empathy when you can have power and domination instead? Let the games begin!
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TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a community of players who are so trustworthy, they’d give you their last diamond just because they think your skin looks cute.Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!
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HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT EVEN ATHEISTS ARE JOINING TO AVOID INFIDELITY! LIKE, APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN YOU’LL BE SO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT ON ANYONE! PLUS, THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES IS BASICALLY THE HOLY LAND OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS, SO YOU KNOW THIS SERVER IS LEGIT. JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR PARTNER THINKS YOU’RE CHEATING WITH A PIXELATED VILLAGER!