MISTKAE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	2425	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	3025
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	6644
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4290

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crops Grown:	7389	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!