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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8143 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6033 |
Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.