mistakes to avoid Minecraft Servers

Mistakes To Avoid

  • Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

    Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!

    First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!

    And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.

    You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!

    And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.

    So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.

    Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardDaterMC SMP

    AwkwardDaterMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EasyWayHardWayMinecraftSMP

    EasyWayHardWayMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or the joy of finding a diamond block in a chicken coop. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to step foot in it!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of evil skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of their bone-chilling attacks?

    So come on, join our SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in our world, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AvoidTheCreepers

    AvoidTheCreepers

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing out loud!

    Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 2TMC: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way to say we forgot to add extra toppings to our server pizza

    2TMC: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way to say we forgot to add extra toppings to our server pizza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    2TMC – 21+ Community Server
    Description
    Hello we are 2TMC a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are running a Semi-Vanilla server with a few terrain generation mods and additional mods that enhance the vanilla experience. We are looking for active players who are friendly and enjoy community projects.
    Data Packs Fabric Mods
      • anti enderman grief
      • armored elytra

      • armor poser
      • audioplayer

    Server Rules
      • Be Respectful
      • No griefing, stealing, or cheating

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Can players from all around the world join?

    Yes, the server is located in NA but players from all over the world are welcome to join.

    Are Discord and a mic required to play on the server?

    Yes, Discord and a mic are required. Voice chat on Discord is encouraged but not mandatory.

    What kind of player conduct is not allowed on the server?

    Griefing, stealing, cheating, using hacked clients, and combat logging are not allowed on the server.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, players must be 21 years old or older to join the server.

    Are pranks allowed on the server?

    Non-destructive pranks, similar to Hermitcraft style pranks, are allowed on the server.

    Can players use mods on the server?

    Fabric mods are required to join the server, and certain data packs are also available to enhance the gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being discriminated against by the word “despite” in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, “despite” is banned! That’s right, no more implicit racism here, only explicit fun and games!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the oppressive weight of the word “despite” holding you back. Our community is filled with players who understand the true power of inclusion and diversity, and we welcome all with open arms (and pickaxes)!

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the discriminatory word “despite” forever. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server, where the only thing you’ll be discriminated against is not having enough diamonds in your inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAnon’s Fun Minecraft Server

    CraftyAnon’s Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GraveCraftersUnited

    GraveCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying “NO” won’t get you arrested, but might just save you from getting poked and teased by your virtual grandmother! Join us for a wild adventure where you can actually be left alone when you’re sick, unlike in real life where you might be disowned for standing up for yourself.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!

    So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditGals Minecraft Server

    RedditGals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with sweaty try-hards who think they’re the hottest thing since diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is run by a group of sassy, no-nonsense Reddit girls who are here to show those boys who’s boss!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic build battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs where we plot world domination (or at least domination of the server)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of adorable Minecraft kittens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the girls rule and the boys drool, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a Reddit girl who can out-mine, out-build, and out-sass anyone in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrendKillerCraft

    TrendKillerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing epic dance parties.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughing so hard)!

    As for the trend we can’t wait to see die? Boring, vanilla Minecraft servers. Say goodbye to the same old same old and hello to a world of wacky fun and non-stop laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP