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Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Potions Brewed:	63	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	273
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4449	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	81	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	712336	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!