Mistaken Assumptions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyDelusions

embarrassing moments, mistaken beliefs, EMBARRASSING, childhood misconceptions, Childhood

Are you still convinced that eating carrots will give you night vision like a Minecraft potion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret carrot farm that actually DOES give you night vision! Join us and witness the magic of glowing like a superhero in the dark caves of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever thought that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a special “Dig Down for Diamonds” event where players compete to see who can find the most bling at the bottom of their mining shaft. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with pixelated riches!

And if you’ve ever believed that wearing a pumpkin on your head will protect you from Endermen, then you’ll fit right in on our server. We have a whole village dedicated to pumpkin-headed players who roam around scaring off any mobs that dare to come near. It’s like a Halloween party every day!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where your childhood dreams and fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that riding a pig into battle is actually the most effective strategy ever!

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Anime Trickery 1.21.3

anime culture, anime misconceptions, giant space babes, anime fandom, anime genres

Yo, bro, if you’ve been bamboozled by anime before, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We promise no anime trickery here, just pure blocky fun! Plus, we have giant space babes…in pixel form! Join now and experience the real Macross adventure, where you can build your own mechs and battle it out in space! Don’t miss out, join today and say goodbye to anime deception forever!

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CelebRealNames Minecraft Server

name origins, famous people, Celebrities, pop culture, entertainment industry

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with celebrities who have crazy real names? Well, look no further because on our server, you can mine and craft alongside stars like Benedict Cumberbatch (yes, that’s his real name) and Zooey Deschanel (her parents were clearly on a whole other level of creativity).

Join our server for a chance to team up with these celebs and build the most epic structures in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Ryan Gosling trying to perfect his pixelated dance moves or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson mining for diamonds like a true champ.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously fun time on our server and discover the wacky world of famous people with real names that sound like they belong in a comic book. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and adventures that await you!

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SisCraft Minecraft Server

collectible item, MONEY, financial emergency, Minecraft, sharing

Are you tired of sharing your precious Minecraft diamonds with your sibling? Join our server where we guarantee no one will try to sell your hard-earned loot for a quick cash grab!

Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-selling policy when it comes to shared items, so you can rest easy knowing your treasures are safe with us.

Don’t let your sibling’s greed get in the way of your gaming experience. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs money when you have diamonds, right?

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CoverPageCapers

collaboration, Conflict Resolution, unfair treatment, Assignment, Decision making

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world of our Minecraft server, building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and just living your best blocky life. But then, disaster strikes – you get hit by a virtual car and end up in a virtual hospital with a broken wrist and a virtual concussion. Tragic, right?

But fear not, because on our server, we understand the struggles of real life interfering with your gaming time. We’ve got your back, even if your group project members don’t. Join us and experience the ultimate virtual escapism, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and slaying dragons.

And hey, if your group project members try to pull a sneaky move like removing your name from the cover page, don’t worry. We’ve got your back. On our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny. You can remove their access to the document, put your name back on the cover page, and submit the assignment yourself. Take that, group project drama!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show those group project slackers who’s boss. Who knew virtual revenge could be so satisfying?

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FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

termination procedure, Newbies, Workplace, job performance, job security

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

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FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server

election results, Le Pen, nationalism, Deadlock, Politics

come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

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ScotCraft PrimeMiner

labour party, Starmer, Scotland Prime Minister, opposition leader, prime minister

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

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BabyBumpHatCraft

maternal bond, unborn child, maternity, funny, humor

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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EmoteCraft: The Kinematic Chronicles

emotions, interdisciplinary research, gesture analysis, emotional expression, objective measurement

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure your body language to determine your emotions while you play! we have a team of scientists from all over the world working on this top secret project.

imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.

we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!

join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!

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