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Mistaken Assumptions

  • BlockyDelusions

    BlockyDelusions
    Are you still convinced that eating carrots will give you night vision like a Minecraft potion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret carrot farm that actually DOES give you night vision! Join us and witness the magic of glowing like a superhero in the dark caves of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever thought that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a special “Dig Down for Diamonds” event where players compete to see who can find the most bling at the bottom of their mining shaft. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with pixelated riches!

    And if you’ve ever believed that wearing a pumpkin on your head will protect you from Endermen, then you’ll fit right in on our server. We have a whole village dedicated to pumpkin-headed players who roam around scaring off any mobs that dare to come near. It’s like a Halloween party every day!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where your childhood dreams and fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that riding a pig into battle is actually the most effective strategy ever!

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  • CelebRealNames Minecraft Server

    CelebRealNames Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with celebrities who have crazy real names? Well, look no further because on our server, you can mine and craft alongside stars like Benedict Cumberbatch (yes, that’s his real name) and Zooey Deschanel (her parents were clearly on a whole other level of creativity).

    Join our server for a chance to team up with these celebs and build the most epic structures in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Ryan Gosling trying to perfect his pixelated dance moves or Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson mining for diamonds like a true champ.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously fun time on our server and discover the wacky world of famous people with real names that sound like they belong in a comic book. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and adventures that await you!

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