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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5003 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4635 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!
