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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Potions Brewed:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2074	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	869	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	4325
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	91	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	2571
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	115
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Farms Harvested:	764
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Chimeras Created:	4

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568

Childhood Bops MC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!