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DrunkCraft SMP: DumbestMove?
OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like one time, I was building a house and accidentally made it out of TNT instead of wood, and BOOM, my whole base exploded! But it was so funny, I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and spilled my Mountain Dew all over my keyboard. And then there was this other time when I tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a Pegasus, but instead we both just plummeted to our deaths. It was epic! So if you want to have the most ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious time ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do something really dumb like try to tame a creeper or something, then you might regret it a little bit. But still, it’s totally worth it for all the laughs and good times. So come join us and let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget because we’re all a little too addicted to Minecraft, lolololololol! -
FiredFriend Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking risks and ignoring toxic friends is the name of the game! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.Are you tired of boring, mundane jobs that suck the life out of you? Well, on our server, you can become the manager of a virtual coffee shop without any of the real-life drama. Who needs a toxic friend warning you about mental health issues when you can build your own empire in the world of Minecraft?
Forget about real-life conflicts and embrace the supportive team of players who will have your back no matter what. And hey, if you happen to stumble upon a maid of honor quest along the way, we’ve got your back there too.
So, why join our server? Because sometimes, ignoring the naysayers and taking a leap of faith can lead to the most epic adventures. Plus, where else can you become a coffee shop manager and a warrior all in one day? Join us now and let the fun begin!
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE SERBIA’S PRESIDENT APOLOGIZING FOR ACCIDENTALLY BACKING UKRAINE’S UN RESOLUTION AS OUR MASCOT.WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN RECREATE THE APOLOGY SPEECH WHILE RIDING A PIG AND THROWING POTATOES AT CREEPERS.
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT TOILET MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT.
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ANTICS AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
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JoblessHubby Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your husband potentially losing his job, your daughter’s attitude problems, and your impending financial stress. Join us for some virtual fun and let all your worries melt away in the pixelated world of Minecraft.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual diamonds that are worth more than real ones! And our virtual pigs can fly, literally. Plus, our virtual villagers are always throwing the wildest parties – you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on over and join our server for a much-needed break from reality. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!
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CraftyPutin2020
come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
BackwardsCraft
Are you tired of living with the regret of not being able to reverse that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can reverse ANYTHING! That’s right, whether it’s a cringy comment in the chat or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house, just use our magical reverse button and watch as time literally rewinds before your eyes. Join us now and never live with regret again! -
Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!
Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!
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ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.
From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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Kurosanji’s Haven 1.20.5
Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that just dropped like a hot potato? It’s like a mix of Niji JP and Suzuka Aki, but in blocky pixel form!Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.
You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!