Mistake MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RegretCraft – Live with it!

acceptance, Guilt, moving on, missed opportunities, consequences

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server where you can resurrect your beloved poultry friend with a simple right-click!

Our server is so magical that even creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of insane adventures and regret-free gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?

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Crafting Catastrophe

lesson learned, trial and error, mistake, risk taken, hindsight is 20/20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

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DocFail Minecraft Server

Diagnosis, funny, malpractice, Medical advice, dumb

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

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RedHomo Minecraft Server

retards, Minecraft, RedHomo, LGBTQ, discrimination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

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Trump’s Tower Defense

security breach, presidential security, trump, Trumps, two-story buildings

Are you tired of boring, low-energy Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the best, believe me. We have so many two-story buildings, even more than Trump’s security team could handle! Join us and see for yourself how we make Minecraft great again. Don’t miss out on the chance to build the biggest, most beautiful wall in the game – and make the creepers pay for it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, lesson learned, challenge, hindsight, tough love

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

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CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?

Science, cross-cultural communication, research paper, publication, Profanity

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own profanity-filled research paper title and show off ur mad scientist skills! our server is so lit, even chinese scientists are playing and accidentally putting swear words in their titles! come join the fun and see what crazy experiments u can conduct in our virtual lab. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for brain damage while u’re at it! just kidding, that’s impossible. but seriously, join our server now and let the madness begin!

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RegretfulCraft

forbidden romance, forbidden love, secret lovers, regret, hidden relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to build, explore, and maybe even make some questionable decisions with other players! Ever wanted to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies, only to realize you’ve accidentally teamed up with your ex? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for the chance to create unforgettable memories, like accidentally proposing to a stranger while trying to trade resources, or getting into a heated debate about the best way to build a castle with someone who turns out to be your long-lost twin.

So come on, join us and see where your Minecraft adventures take you. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re asking, “Who’s one person you’ve done the deed with that you shouldn’t have?” But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

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CraftyParent404

equal value, SAVING, Fairness, granular, Random

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for not buying your friend something? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can spend your hard-earned virtual diamonds on yourself without any guilt trips from parents or friends.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t have to worry about getting in trouble for not buying your friend a virtual sword or armor. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations without the pressure of keeping up with your friend’s shopping habits.

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content – just remember, it’s all about you on this server!

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CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin

Zelenskiy, united states, misunderstanding, Leaders, CrafterMistake

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admins are actually aliens from outer space who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes.

if u join our server, u might even get a chance to ride a magical unicorn through a rainbow forest while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in our arena, where players can summon dragons and summon lightning strikes to defeat their opponents.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity doesn’t exist and players can fly around like superheroes? yeah, it’s pretty insane. so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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