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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5202 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!