Missionary Pixel Fun

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	105	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6133	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6514
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	1601
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	347531	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3760
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!

AsthmaCraft: Where Pollutants are the Only Diamonds

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!

Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!

RodentNetwork

Belgian, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dutch, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, OneBlock, Players, Prison, PvP, RodentNetwork, Server, Staff, Survival, Updates, Webstore

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	2534	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Rodent Network is a Dutch/Belgian community server!

Our network is open to everyone, no matter how old or young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when needed. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers to your liking, what you want and where you can have fun because that is our number 1 priority. We do not only have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.

Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we see you soon on our Minecraft Network and in our discord server.

Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/ Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nl IP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nl Version: 1.20+

play.knaagdiernetwork.nl

Lone Survivor – SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9861	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Lone Survivor is an SMP server that provides a welcoming environment for all players. Our server’s main emphasis lies in survival and PVE gameplay, but for those who enjoy PVP, we offer the option to toggle it on and off. This feature enables players to tailor their experience based on their preferences at any given time. We take pride in ensuring that our server remains free from any pay-to-win content, fostering a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.

Quality of Life Features:– TPA– Homes– Random teleportation– GriefDefender– ChestShop

Rules:Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, witch-hunting, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.No spam or self-promotion (server invites, advertisements, etc) without permission from a staff member. Griefing in any form is strictly prohibited. The use or abuse of cheats, glitches, exploits, or bugs is strictly prohibited. No PVP or player-killing with non-consenting players.No stealing or scamming other players.Refrain from bringing up or talking about politics.Attempting to evade a ban is strictly prohibited.English only in global chat.

More Info:Website: lsgservers.com/Discord: discord.gg/GtxKdPG

mc.lsgservers.com

Crumply’s Earth-steal: Where the land is always trying to run away from you! Opening this Saturday! 1.20.1.

1.20.1, Adventure, Community, Competition, Crumplys, Discord, Earth, EarthSteal, Events, Exploration, Features, gameplay, health, Journey, Land, landmarks, Minecraft, Opening, Plugin, PvP, RUN, saturday, smp, Staff, Toxicity, Treasures, Updates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/best-fight-stick/">Minecraft Server</a>: Earth Lifesteal

Minecraft Server: Earth Lifesteal

Overview:

Description
Embark on a journey through a 1:1500 scale recreation of Earth’s terrain in Minecraft. Experience lifesteal abilities and join a friendly community for exciting adventures.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is toxicity allowed on the server?	No, we have a low tolerance for toxicity and players will be kicked if found to be toxic.
What is the lifesteal plugin?	The lifesteal plugin allows players to permanently increase their health by defeating opponents.
How can I join the Discord community?	Click on the following Discord link to join our lively Discord community.

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