Missionary Position MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Missionary Pixel Fun

ancient civilizations, art history, missionary position, Fun, Sexuality

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Fulfilling, Romantic, Bonding, Server, sexual

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

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FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

sexual activity, playful, doggy style, FroggyCraft, missionaries

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

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FloppyDisk-Free Minecraft Server

end of an era, Information Technology, Minecraft, data storage, FloppyDiskFree

lol this server is like japan declaring victory in endin government use of floppy disks, except instead of floppy disks we got epic minecraft adventures and shenanigans. join us if you wanna be part of a revolution in the digital world, where floppy disks are a thing of the past and diamond swords are the future. we got dragons to slay, dungeons to conquer, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. so come on, join us and be part of something legendary. floppy disks? pshh, who needs ’em when you got this server.

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CraftyMarinePenRussia

Support, european union, CraftyMarinePenRussia, foreign affairs, National Rally

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than russia cheering for marine le pen in a french election! we got crazy builds like the eiffel tower made out of cheese and a roller coaster that goes through the russian winter. our players are as wild as a bear on a unicycle and we have events crazier than a babushka breakdancing competition. join now for a party that will make you say “sacre bleu!”

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40K Blocks Back

existentialism, Consciousness, Awareness, self improvement, Distance

join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have portals that will teleport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena.

our players have reported seeing llamas riding on dolphins and chickens wearing top hats. you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter next!

build your base on a floating island made entirely of candy and defend it from a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into gold.

so what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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E-TextileTechCraft

innovation, stretchable sensors, novel technology, textile technology, electronic innovation

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, BAM! you stumble upon this insane server that is like, out of this world, man.

this server is like no other, cuz it’s got this crazy 3D stretchable electronic strip thingy that will blow your mind! you can wear it in the game and it will give you superpowers or something, like flying or shooting lasers out of your eyes. it’s like, totally next level stuff, dude.

not only that, but this server is run by a bunch of mad scientists who are always coming up with wacky new inventions to make your Minecraft experience even more bonkers. one time, they created a giant robot that went around smashing everything in its path, just for fun. it was epic.

so, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that is off the charts insane and full of surprises, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

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The Anarchy

1.16x, Vanilla, Warning, minecraft server, Vanilla Experience

Do you want to have the vanilla “2B2T-Argentina” style experience again? Go here and put TNT everywhere.

Try the best Vanilla experience ever made on Exaroton!

Notice, if you can’t play, put the IP like this: theanarchy.exaroton.me:13449

Warning, if you can’t play type the following IP: theanarchy.exaroton.me:13449

Version: 1.16x / 1.20x / (And may more)

theanarchy.exaroton.me:13449

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Cubes – Classic .-..PCPE Minecraft server

Account.., image, classic, multiplayer, Game

The owner of the server «Cubes – Classic .-..PCPE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7cubes.ru:25585

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AllTheFrogs9: Ribbit Edition – Modded server for cool croakers only – Java, 15+, Whitelist

Discord, Play, Survival, multiplayer, join us

AllTheMods 9 Server Information

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us: We’re a small AllTheMods 9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us: First join our Discord here then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the application form to be added to the whitelist.
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes a variety of mods for an enhanced gameplay experience. You can find the full list on the CurseForge page.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the application process and are added to the whitelist.