BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Missionary Pixel Fun

Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, art history, cultural norms, early drawings, Exotic, Fun, historical perspectives, History, Human Behavior, Human sexuality, Intimacy, missionary, missionary position, PIXEL, Reproduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual practices, sexual revolution, Sexuality, societal views, taboo

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	5129
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	2714	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

(PILOT), Adventure, Aviation, Captive, faith-based mission, Freed, Happy, Hostage, KIDNAPPING, kiwi, missionary, missionary aviation, missionary pilot, missionary rescue, missionary work, new zealand, Pacific Islands, Papua New Guinea, PilotCraft, Release, Relief, rescue, West Papua

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3618	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

allergic, church people, Conversion, DAUGHTER, dog, doorstep, Holycraft, intolerant, Minecraft, missionary, missionary boundaries, missionary encounter, missionary harassment, missionary intolerance, missionary visit, religious beliefs, Rude, Server, shoo away, shut the door, sick child, Sprinklers, Virus

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	682908
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1190
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2646
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

SurvivalSavvyCraft

Adaptability, Basic survival skills, critical thinking, Decision making, emergency preparedness, escape plans, first aid training, life-saving knowledge, life-saving tips, mental toughness, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Resourcefulness, risk assessment, self defense techniques, self reliance, situational awareness, staying calm under pressure, Survival mindset, survival skills, SurvivalSavvyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	622673	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Votes:	2546	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Have you ever been stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of dirt? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life skills like how to build a fortress out of nothing but diamonds and unicorn tears.

Join us and you’ll be prepared for any situation life throws at you, whether it’s fighting off a horde of zombie pigs or navigating through a maze of lava-filled caves. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate Minecraft survival expert. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll thank us for teaching you how to craft a diamond sword out of thin air.

The Renaissance Realm: Where building castles is more important than paying your mortgage

Adventure, Bliss, building, camaraderie, Castles, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, important, Iris, Memories, Minecraft, Mortgage, Paying, Projects, REALISTICO, Realm, Realms, Renaissance, Resources, SETTLEMENT, Shaders, sodium, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4267	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/lost-servers/">Minecraft Server</a> Invitation

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Hey friends! I’m thrilled to invite you to a brand-new survival realm where we’re starting from scratch and building something incredible together! 🏡✨

Here’s the plan:

Feature	Description
Fresh World	We’re diving into a completely new survival world with a blank canvas, ready for us to craft our dreams and create a thriving settlement.
Build Together	Imagine us working side by side to design and construct a massive settlement, each of us adding our unique touch and flair. Completely vanilla survival; we’ll go through everything together and divide tasks.
Explore & Mine	We’ll embark on exciting adventures, uncovering hidden treasures and gathering resources to fuel our shared vision.
Challenges & Triumphs	We’ll take on challenges as a team, celebrating our victories and learning from our experiences together.
Communal Living	We’ll respect each other’s space and creations while also enjoying communal activities and helping each other with resources. Each of us will have our own house and land, contributing to our vibrant community.
Vanilla with a Twist	We’re sticking to unmodded Minecraft (other than shaders and realistic resource packs) to keep the experience classic yet visually stunning.
Forever Realm	This isn’t a short-term adventure; this realm is for the long haul. We’re in it for years of fun, camaraderie, and shared memories.

If you’re looking for a place to build, explore, and grow alongside loyal friends, this is your chance! Let’s create something extraordinary together and make lasting memories. 💫

Drop me a message if you’re in, ideally with your Discord and MC user handle, and let’s get started on this amazing journey!

See you in the realm! 🗺️✨

P.S.: Ideally, you are at least a teenager or older, so that we can coordinate projects and have adult respect for each other! I’m looking for about 10-15 people who are going to be in for the long-run.

FAQ

Question: How do I join the server?

Answer: To join the server, please send a message with your Discord and MC user handle to the host.

Question: Are there any age restrictions?

Answer: Ideally, participants should be teenagers or older to ensure coordination and respect among players.

Question: How many people are you looking for?

Answer: The host is looking for about 10-15 people who are committed to the long-term success of the realm.

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