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Sylux Slaying Minecraft Server

action, Alien, battle, bounty hunter, Combat, First Person Shooter, galactic federation, hunt, I’M GONNA KILL SYLUX, kill, metroid, Minecraft, Mission, Nintendo, Revenge, Server, Shooter, slaying, Space, Sylux, Vendetta, video game, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on the epic quest to take down the notorious player, Sylux! Legend has it that Sylux has been griefing villages and stealing all the cake in sight. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we shall vanquish this villain and restore peace to the land!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots hidden somewhere in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show Sylux who’s boss!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

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ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

Astronauts, Astronomical discoveries, Cosmonauts, dab, Expedition 33, ExpeditionCraft, Exploration, Galaxy, international Space Station, interstellar travel, Minecraft, Mission, NASA, outer space, research, Science, Server, space exploration, Spacewalk, Technology, ubishit, Universe, zero gravity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	700681	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	566	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExpeditionCraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Astronauts, collaboration, Expedition 33, ExpeditionCraft, Exploration, French, Gaming, innovation, international Space Station, Jrpg, Mission, role-playing game, RPG, Science, Server, Space, Space Travel, Square, Technology, video game, Western JRPG

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a western JRPG on steroids! Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a baguette as your weapon of choice. The French have taken over and they are here to show Square Enix how it’s done!

Join our server for epic quests, insane boss battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Final Fantasy when you can have Baguette Fantasy? So grab your beret and get ready for a wild ride on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyHostageRescueUS

aid, Assistance, cia, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, Covert, CraftyHostageRescueUS, fbi, Hostage, intelligence, Israeli, Military, Mission, Mossad, national security, Operation, rescue, special forces, Successful, teamwork, U.S

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Villages Defended:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got dragons flying around, like, all over the place. and, get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing up. it’s like a dream come true, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with treasure? yeah, it’s totally real. you just gotta find the magic portal hidden in the forest and boom, you’re rich, baby.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a giant statue of a chicken, it will come to life and protect you from all the mobs. i mean, who wouldn’t want a giant chicken bodyguard, right?

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

Levelup MC

Adventure, Community, companions, Cracked, Custom Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Jobs, Land claiming, LevelUpMC, Minecraft, Mission, multiplayer, Player Warps, Plugins, PvP, Resource Galaxy, Server, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, Ultimate, Upgradeable spawners, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

🌟 Welcome to LevelUp MC, where survival gets an upgrade! 🚀 Join our cracked-friendly server and dive into the ultimate multiplayer experience.

Since our launch in September 2020, we’ve been on a mission to redefine survival gameplay. Enjoy a vanilla-esque feel with a twist of excitement thanks to our carefully curated plugins.

Discover thrilling features like:⚔️ Custom Enchants🏝️ Land Claiming▶️ Player Warps🐶 Companions👨‍💼 Jobs🐣 Upgradeable Spawners🌎 Resource Galaxy

Whether you’re a lone wolf, a team player, or a social butterfly, there’s endless adventure waiting for you on LevelUp MC. Join now and level up your Minecraft journey!

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Crafty AF

achievement, Adventure, challenge, Competition, Crafty, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, get to THAT level, level up, Mission, multiplayer, play game, progress, Quest, skill-building, solo play, strategy, success, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get to level up? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally just play the game and magically get to THAT level without any effort! It’s like having a cheat code that actually works, but shh, don’t tell anyone! Join us now and experience the thrill of reaching THAT level without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you want to impress some llamas with your mad skills, this is the server for you!

Crafty Chug: Ukraine Edition #15986 – Where Pixels and Perogies Collide!

car bombing, Chug, collide, Comfy Happening, Crafty, DONBASS, Edition, German aid, Globohomo, Grisha, Israel, Mission, mobilization law, nato, NATO Council, nuspeak, Perogies, pixels, Politico, Russel Bentley, SBU, scam, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine aid, Ukraine General, UKROP, video archive, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t just build blocks, we build insane stories and outrageous reasons to join us!

Join us if you want to experience a world where Grisha is scamming people with custom Minecraft skins and Chinese shells. Witness the US House of Representatives passing a 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine in-game. And don’t forget about Russel Bentley “Texas” who fought for the Donbass since 2014, he’s a legend in our server!

But that’s not all, we have Zelensky signing new mobilization laws, Ukrainian military officers sharing their grim perspectives on the war, and NATO diplomats creating a “mission” in our Minecraft world. Plus, we have massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure and so much more!

So come on, join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some TNT explosions). Let’s create chaos and laughter together!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	738962	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ores Mined:	1851	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	7828	Farms Harvested:	790

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	6946	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5981
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	9291	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Votes:	1576
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2710
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5439
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2456
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9698
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!