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LOLcraft – Nanashi’s Nonsense Adventures

Adventures, Akane Canna, Amaui, And Uge, Camomi Camomi, Entertainment, Gaming, Hebiyoi Tier, Hinata Mashu, Hinokuma Ran, Hira Hikari, Ieiri Popo, Inaba Haneru, japanese, Kanade Kanon, Kazami Kuku, Kisaki Anko, Kohaku Yuri, Komori Met, Konan Mia, Livestream, LolCraft, minecraft server, Nanashi inc, Nanashi inc friends, Nanashis, nonsense, Official Website, Oinomori May, Ryugasaki Rene, Saionji Mary, Schedule, Sekishiro Mico, Seshima Rui, Shimamura Charlotte, Shishio Chris, Shisui Kiki, Souya Ichika, Suou Patra, Suzumi Nemo, talent, Touri Sei, Tsukinoki Tirol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Yunohara Izumi, ななしいんく

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3292
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go LOL all day long? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of playing with Inaba Haneru, Hinokuma Ran, Kazami Kuku, Yunohara Izumi, Seshima Rui, Hira Hikari, Tsukinoki Tirol, Konan Mia, Sekishiro Mico, Saionji Mary, Shimamura Charlotte, Ryugasaki Rene, Shishio Chris, Oinomori May, Hebiyoi Tier, Akane Canna, Suzumi Nemo, Touri Sei, Ieiri Popo, Shisui Kiki, Kohaku Yuri, Souya Ichika, And Uge, Kanade Kanon, Kisaki Anko, Amaui, and Hinata Mashu!

Our previous thread had 36 posts and trust us, you won’t regret joining this server. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s all get LOL together!

CraftyTurk’s Minecraft Madness: Erdogan vs Israel vs Iran LOLz

Analysis, clash, Conflict, CraftyTurks, current events, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s view, Explanation, international relations, iran, Israel, lolz, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Statement, Truth, turkey, uncertainty, Viewpoint

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where even Erdogan can’t figure out what’s going on!

Join us for the most confusing and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. Just like Israel and Iran, we have different views on everything!

Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality? Can you decipher the truth in our twisted world? Join now and see if you can survive the mind-bending chaos!

Blockhead Blues: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions

#selfawareness, #youtube, Blockhead, Blues, Challenges, CREEPERS, emotions, Frustration, growth, inspiration, Life, mindset, motivation, musicvideo, Overcoming, Perception, perspective, Problems, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Sessions, Struggles, Therapy, Thoughts, Video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	3488	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got a server for you!

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons as they soar through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and have unicorns as your loyal pets. And did I mention that the nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees?

So why wait? Join us on this server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4554	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	215
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	935310	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	262
Animals Bred:	128	Potions Brewed:	54
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	3459
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	1087
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!