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DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1785	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3354	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	97
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	8463
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	2510
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Potions Brewed:	88	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!