We got secret missions, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of poop jokes waiting for you!
Don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the most epic poop-tastic experience in Minecraft history!
Who needs sleep when you can be pooping and clipping all day long on our server?
Join now and become a legendary pooperclipper in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!
we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!
| Features | Most active, full-vanilla Survival server with a friendly community |
|---|---|
| No | – Warps– Borders– Claims– Resets– Stealing– Trolling– Unwelcome PvP |
| Discord | discord.gg/CreakingSMP |
| Java Server IP | mc.creaking.fun |
| Bedrock | Add CreakingBedrock |
A: Creaking SMP is a classic Survival Minecraft server with a full-vanilla experience and a friendly community.
A: The server has no warps, borders, claims, resets, stealing, trolling, or unwelcome PvP.
A: You can join the Java server using the IP mc.creaking.fun and for Bedrock, add CreakingBedrock.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we worship Mila, but we also have a secret underground cult dedicated to her favorite foods. Imagine a world where everything is made of pizza and ice cream – that’s the kind of madness you’ll find on this server.
So, if you’re a true Mila stan and you want to unleash your inner creativity in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make Mila proud!
We promise no guilt-tripping, no accusations of being ‘privileged’, and definitely no shady ulterior motives. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where you can actually trust your fellow players.
And if you ever need to suddenly leave, don’t worry – we won’t make you crash out and cut contact just to escape. We’ll even help you pay for your next month’s rent in the transition to your new virtual home.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your epic builds and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we won’t tamper with your stuff or destroy your food – unless you count accidentally blowing up your house with TNT as ‘tampering’. Just kidding…maybe.
Reasons to join: 1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise. 2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles. 3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats. 4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
