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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6943 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!