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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1724 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).
So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!