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Miss Me Yet? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6873

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the fun back into your blocky life!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	279204

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	790745
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Star Shards Collected:	257

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Potions Brewed:	147	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Farms Harvested:	345	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!