Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.
Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of finding a hidden chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly zombie named Bob.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a enchanted golden carrot.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
| IP | 164.92.188.184 or tau.moe |
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| Welcome Message | Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam. |
A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.
A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.
A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.
A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!
Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.
And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!
