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BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

brocraft, bros, emotional, FING, Grief, Heartache, longing, longing for him, love, Memories, miss him, missing, missing dearly, missing deeply, missing intensely, missing someone, missing terribly, norm, Sadness, separation, so fucking much, sorrow, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Enchantments Applied:	79	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

Appearance, beauty standards, CREEPERS, culture, ethnic identity, fashion, fashion trends, Headscarf, heritage, identity crisis, jeety, keffiyeh, MIDDLE EAST, robe, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Saudis, Stereotypes, Style, taqiyah, thobe, traditional clothing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 673068789 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, Based, blocky, Brigade, No. 673068789, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You can even join in and show off your best dance moves!

2. We have a pet dragon for every player on the server. That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you conquer the land and look super cool while doing it.

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of chocolate bars and ride a unicorn made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

4. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden apple in the enchanted forest. You could wish for infinite diamonds, the ability to fly, or even a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

PajeetCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not become jew slaves! LOL

Colonialism, cultural assimilation, diamonds, discrimination, global history, identity politics, imperialism, jew, Jews, lol, marginalized communities, minority groups, Oppression, PajeetCraft, pajeets, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, Slavery, slaves, social hierarchy, social justice, Stereotypes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocktopia: The Land of Infinite Creepers

arizona, blocktopia, change of scenery, CREEPERS, cultural shift, decadent state, Departure, desert climate, dry weather, Escape, expat life, foreign country, Infinite, international move, Islamic Republic of France, Land, Move, new home, rainless, Relocation, southwestern United States, Sunny, sunny skies, tucson

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Tired of dealing with baguettes and berets in the Islamic Republic of Fr*nce? Say no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape to the sunny and rainless lands of Tucson, ARIZONA!

We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.

Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?

So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673068225 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, chilling, CREEPERS, crime, Dark, detective, Enigmatic, Epic, fear, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 673068225, novel, page-turner, plot twist, psychological thriller, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Tread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafty Krautopolis: SICP Edition

Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Crafty, Der Schattenmacher, Edition, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, Get active, Kraut/pol, Krautopolis, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, Meme Collections, Metapolitical phalanx, Polls, Schwarze Fahne, SICP, SICP edish, Spread flyers and stickers, Thead OP pasta, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crops Grown:	3645	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where we create memes, spread memes, and even attack the narrative! Join us to get /fit/ and be part of the metapolitical phalanx. We spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop, and discuss politics while calling attention to the Unrecht.

But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.

So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Blocky Buffet

Affection, assailant, blocky, buffet, Character development, Empathy, FANTASY, forgiveness, forgiveness arc, forgiveness journey, growth, healing, isekai, love, Maseki Gurume, misunderstood, overcoming trauma, Redemption, redemption arc, romance, second chances, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Animals Bred:	113	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the chance to forgive your assailant who is actually just a misunderstood lass looking for love and affection in isekai! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll navigate through crazy plot twists and turns, all while trying to survive in a world where forgiveness is key. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to forgive and thrive in this wacky Minecraft world.

BoomerCraft: Where 20-year-old guys try to figure out how to use a crafting table

20 year old, 20YearOld, 41 year old, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, BoomerCraft, Crafting, date of creation, digital age, Figure, generation X, guy, guys, image related, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, Meme culture, millennial, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, social media, Table, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	2794	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 20-year-old 4chan veteran who has been trolling since the dawn of the internet! Join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that only a seasoned meme lord can provide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

coping mechanisms, Crafty, creeper, depression, emotional well being, encouraged, Incels, kills, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Misogyny, online communities, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self worth, social rejection, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	301786	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!