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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 370 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.