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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6968 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 208 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.