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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8477 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.