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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7634 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.