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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1391 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3131 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
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