MissileFailCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2436
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8065
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition

AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruption

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	3336	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8579
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	925	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Animals Bred:	52	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!

BlockyBoys & BadBoyfriends

advice, Apology, BadBoyfriends, best friends, BlockyBoys, Breakup, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, friendship goals, Gratitude, growth, healing, Listening, love, reconciliation, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy like watching 90 Day Fiancé? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and friendship, just like the story of how one player’s birthday dinner turned into a breakup intervention for their best friend. That’s right, our server is so magical that it can even mend broken relationships!

We promise epic adventures, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course). So come on over and join the fun, because who knows what crazy stories await you on our server!