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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4792 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.
join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.
plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.
so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?
