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UkraineCraft: Missile Mayhem

36, aggression, CASUALTIES, condemn, Condemnation, Conflict, eastern europe, International, Killed, Leaders, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile attacks, Political, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Unrest, violence, War, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	530753
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	93
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

omg u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, it’s so lit that even the leaders of Russia are tryna attack it with missiles. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us.

so like, come join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil Russian forces. u can build ur own fortress and fight off the invaders like a total boss. plus, there’s like, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered all over the map.

and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can chill with ur homies and plan ur next move. it’s like, the ultimate hideout for when things get cray cray.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s show those Russian missiles who’s boss! #minecraftforlife #russiagoaway

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

NukeCraft Server: Oops!

accident, China, Chinese, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, Failure, global impact, horribly wrong, international incident, launch test, Military, Missile, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear weapons, Nuke, nukecraft, Oops, safety protocol, security breach, Server, Technology, Testing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Join us as we recreate the chaos of a Chinese nuke launch test gone hilariously wrong. Watch as creepers dressed as pandas run amok, blowing up everything in sight with their bamboo bombs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of block-breaking kung fu. Join them in epic battles against evil zombie pigmen who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? That’s right, a laser chicken. Need we say more?

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for exploding pandas and laser chickens!

SuperWarhead Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Missile, North Korea, North Korea claim, North Korea defense, North Korea military, North Korea military capabilities, North Korea missile development, North Korea missile test, north korea news, North Korea nuclear program, North Korea politics, North Korea propaganda, North Korea security, North Korea technology, North Korea tensions, North Korea threat, North Korea weapons, North Korean missile, Server, super-large warhead, SuperWarhead, Warhead

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ‘super-large warhead’ missiles ready to launch at any moment! watch out for those sneaky outsiders trying to doubt our claims, they just jealous of our epicness. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with your friends to take down the evil dictator ruling over the server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and lots of laughs!

Ultima Missile Wars and Kingdoms: Where explosions bring kingdoms together and diamonds flow like beer.

action, Active, airships, base, Beer, BRING, building, Community, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, explosions, explosive, flow, Fun, gamemode, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Missile, Nether, Portals, Server, slimeblock, smp, Survival, TEAM, ÚLTIMA, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server!

Welcome Message:	A server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes
Main Features:	Custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Community:	Dedicated and active members
IP:	play.ultimamc.net
Website:	www.ultimamc.net

Missile Wars

This fast-paced team game combines explosions with slimeblock locomotion for an action-packed experience

Kingdoms

Create and conquer kingdoms
Diamond-based economy
High-speed rails
Custom terrain and caves
40+ custom enchantments
Item-based teleportations with Warp Totems
Custom armor and weapons
Marriage and brewing system

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join by using the IP play.ultimamc.net
Q: What are the main features of the server?	A: The server offers custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, and Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Q: Is there a website for the server?	A: Yes, you can visit www.ultimamc.net for more information
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, you can find the rules at ultimamc.net/rules

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	2086	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

DutchCraft Missile Mayhem

collaboration, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, DutchCraft, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands-Ukraine relations, Partnership, Patriot missile system, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Supply, Teams, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where netherlands and another country are teaming up to supply ukraine with patriot missile system! why, you ask? well, because we have epic battles where you can use the patriot missile system to blow up other players’ bases! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the missile attacks and plot your revenge. join now and be part of the madness!

NukeCraftSeaWarfare

arms race, Defense, DEVELOPING, Military, military technology, Missile, missile development, national defense, Naval, new, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, NukeCraftSeaWarfare, sea-launched, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, us navy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	253	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2220

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on a Minecraft server where the US Navy is straight up developing sea-launched nuclear missiles. Like, forget about building houses and farming crops, we’re out here launching nukes into the ocean for funsies.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a part of a top-secret military operation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have nuclear weapons, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the nukes aren’t just for show. There’s a secret faction on the server that’s planning to take over the world with their nuclear arsenal. Will you join them or stop them? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands.

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody actually gets hurt… we think.

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Suka57 Smackdown: Ukrainian Edition

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Edition, fighter plane, international relations, Military, military technology, Missile, news headline, russia, shot down, SmackDown, strike, Su-57, Suka57, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Items Found:	5505
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even Ukraine claims they hit a Russian Su-57 fighter plane on it! Like, imagine the epic battles happening on this server, it’s like World War III but with blocks and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your PvP skills by taking down enemy planes with your diamond sword. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

come back later, construction, construction site, delayed, In progress, Minecraft, not complete, not finalized, not finished, not ready yet, ongoing project, pending completion, Server, still under construction, Thread, under construction, Under Development, under maintenance, under renovation, under review, Unfinished, work in progress

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	679053
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

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