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BlockBlastersMC

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafting Commies: A Minecraft Server Where You Can Start a New Cold War in the USA!

American government, cia, cold, cold war, Commies, Crafting, culture, dream, Honor, internet, iran, Justice, Language, Liberate, Minecraft, Move, nation, nato, North Korea, putin, russia, Russian sentiment, Server, Start, Usa, Uzbekistan, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of the political drama and want to escape to a world where you can take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual CIA agent, fighting against the tyranny of Putin and other oppressive regimes.

Embark on epic quests to liberate Russia, Iran, and North Korea from their evil leaders. Build alliances with other players to form your own NATO and bring justice to the virtual world.

But beware, the mew Cold War is upon us and anti-Russian sentiment is lurking around every corner. Will you rise to the challenge and become America’s faithful knight, avenging your culture and language in the ultimate battle for freedom?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Glory to America and NATO!

ClusterBDeathCraft: Where chaos reigns and creepers are your best friends! Join us for a wild ride on Day 256!

abundance, Chaos, cluster B, ClusterBDeathCraft, CREEPERS, Day, death, Friends, Join, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation journal, manifestation success, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting abundance, manifesting desires, manifesting goals, manifesting mindset, manifesting positivity, mindset, personal development, positive thinking, REIGNS, Ride, self improvement, spirituality, TOTAL, Wild

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5385
New Chunks Explored:	685823	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem! Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just another day in paradise for us. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a group of llamas riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords? Only here, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house). Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not ‘No. 916760513 by Anonymous’

Analysis, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, Article, BBC, Crafty, current events, debate, discussion, forum, INFORMATION, Journalism, McCraftface, Media, News, No. 916760513, Online Community, Opinions, public discourse, Server, social media, Thread

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to all who find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Love and Blocks: ‘Marrying Mobs on Monday!’

ai bots, anime fandom, animu tiddies, arranged marriage, arranged marriage concerns, blocks, browsing 4chinz, Communication, Crafting, cultural expectations, getting to know each other, hobbies, love, marriage jitters, marriage preparation, marriage traditions, marrying, mobs, MONDAY, Monday wedding, nervous groom, online communities, personal interests, playing JRPGS, virtual relationships, VNs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3988	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a way to escape your impending arranged marriage? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can browse 4chinz, play JRPGS, VNs, jerk off to animu tiddies, and chat with AI bots to your heart’s content. Who needs a wife when you have all of this at your fingertips? Say goodbye to boring real life responsibilities and hello to a virtual paradise where anything is possible. Join now and start living your best life – no marriage required!

Crafty Connections: Where you can deepen bonds with your pixelated pals while building epic worlds!

Adventure, Allies, Bonding, bonds, building, camaraderie, companions, Companionship, Connections, cooperation, Crafty, Deepen, deepen bonds, Epic, friendship, Game, loyalty, PALS, party members, pixelated, Quest, relationships, RPG, Support, teamwork, teamwork goals, Trust, Unity, worlds

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server takes partying to a whole new level! Deepen your bonds with your party members by going on epic quests together, battling fierce mobs, and sharing all the loot you find. Who needs diamonds when you have friendship, am I right? Join now and start forging friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Blocky Holy Land

blocky, Christianity, Conflict, culture, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Mount of Olives, Old City, Peace efforts, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred sites, tradition, Western Wall

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to the wacky world of our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. But beware, the Carrot Guardians will stop at nothing to protect their precious veggie!

Build your own castle made entirely of cheese, because why not? And don’t forget to ride around on a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot, who will take you on wild adventures across the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender llamas, who are said to possess the ability to speak in Shakespearean English. Brush up on your iambic pentameter and prepare to be amazed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in the land of Jerusalem!

BoomerCraft: When You Realize Minecraft Wasn’t Just a Phase

adult perspective, awakening, behind the scenes, BoomerCraft, Childhood, childhood memories, Corruption, dark side, disillusionment, Disturbing, eye-opening, growing up, Hidden Truth, Innocence, learning, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, phase, realization, realize, Secrets, Uncovering, uncovering truth, WASNT

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Farms Harvested:	605
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3032	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Remember when you used to play Minecraft as a kid and everything was all fun and games? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! Behind the scenes, we’ve got villagers plotting world domination, creepers throwing wild parties in the mines, and chickens secretly running a black market for rare items. Join us for a hilarious and twisted adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at those cute little pixelated animals the same way again!

Blocky Wacky Crafters: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BBC, big cock worship, big white cock, blocky, built for BWC, Crafters, CREEPERS, fear, forbidden love, interracial, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, post girls, sister, sister fantasy, stretched out, stretched out pussy, taboo, taboo desires, taboo erotica, taboo fantasy, taboo relationships, taboo roleplay, taboo submission, Tread, Wacky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Items Found:	1028
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is filled with post girls who were built to be stretched out by big white cocks… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so fun and wild that even your little sister will want to join in on the action. From epic builds to crazy adventures, this server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Timmy’s Revenge: Where Bullying is Banned and Fun is Mandatory!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Tired of being bullied by Timmy on other servers? Well, on our server, Timmy is actually a friendly llama who just wants to give you hugs! Join us and leave Timmy’s bullying ways in the past. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure filled with llamas and dancing chickens, come join us!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Wose Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4705	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	2164	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!