missile detection Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissileCraftJetz

air defense, aircraft protection, Aviation, defense capabilities, defense installations, defense measures, defense systems, defense upgrades, european defense, German government, germany, government jets, military technology, missile defence, missile detection, missile threats, MissileCraftJetz, national security, Reports, SECURITY, SPIEGEL

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

so like, u know how germany is all about being super safe and stuff, well now they are taking it to a whole new level by installing missile defence systems on their new government jets. like, imagine flying around in a jet and feeling all protected from missiles and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in the sky, but without the cape. so if u wanna feel like a boss and fly around in style, then u gotta join this server. we may not have missile defence systems, but we do have some pretty cool mods and stuff. plus, u never know when u might need to escape from a virtual missile attack, right? so come join us and let’s fly high together!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13
Potions Brewed:	116	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	214594	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	794529	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	206
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5023	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zombie Dances:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!