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The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	3196	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!