Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?
But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!
| Server Qualities | Description |
|---|---|
| Close to Vanilla | 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved. |
| Server Type | PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management |
| PvP | Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft |
| Server Size | Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation |
We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!
A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.
A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.
A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.
A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?
So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!