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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2774
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime abstinence, Anime break, Anime detox, anime free, Anime hiatus, anime pause, haven’t read manga, haven’t watched anime, Manga, manga and anime break, manga break, manga cleanse, manga fast, Manga free, manga hiatus, manga withdrawal, Minecraft, NoAnimeNoManga, not reading manga, not watching anime, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	60954	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	55

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Farms Harvested:	645	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	702261
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.