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NoSleepMC Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7066	Crops Grown:	3913
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
New Chunks Explored:	291059	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Towns Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	308

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2062	Enchantments Applied:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	51

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	5548	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	613403	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!