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DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again! -
GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.
So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.
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Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!
Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣 -
Milestone Breaker: Faith’s Drafting Dream
hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see a female athlete break the 4-minute mile barrier in minecraft? well, on our server, anything is possible! join us and witness Faith Kipyegon shatter records with improved aerodynamic drafting, like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? come be a part of history in the making and see just how fast she can run in our virtual world. don’t miss out on this epic event, join now and be amazed! -
Iris Network
Iris Network – Private Project For Friends. Lifesteal Server with a lot of custom textures and mobs.
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Vtuber Mahjong Haven 1.21.3
Join our Minecraft server for the Raspberries Edition! Why? Because our streams are so lit, you’ll be like “PFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPPHHHHHHHH”! Plus, we have jong chuubas that will blow your mind, like seriously, they’re WIP but trust me, they’re worth it. And guess what? Dofume is hosting a tournament, so you better join before it’s too late! Also, Kaavi’s fortune says you’ll lose, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on the server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Cousin’s Canine Care vs Nephew’s Education Dilemma
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dogs over nephews and luxury vacations over college funds! Join us if you want to be part of a community that understands the true importance of brand name bags and overseas trips.Our server is the perfect place for those who prioritize treating sick dogs over funding college educations. We don’t judge you for favoring your furry friends over your human relatives – in fact, we celebrate it!
So come on over and build your dream world where dogs reign supreme and college funds are a thing of the past. Who needs a degree when you have a loyal pup by your side? Join now and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend!
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Penis Party Land
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.
if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.
so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.