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Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

aita, Allergies, anger, boys trip, Chaos, Crafting, Doctor, Frustration, Hubby, husband out of town, Kids, kids fed, kids watched TV, MIA, missed class, missed Sunday school, new area, no babysitters, no habit, no one hurt, on and off sleep, sick, sinus infection, sunday school, TV babysitting, weekend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4327	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9376
Farms Harvested:	960	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dimension Hops:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Enchantments Applied:	66	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	927	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5571	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.