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Ashley’s Indigenous Universe Minecraft Server
u want a minecraft server that is as lit as ashley callingbull being crowned miss canada universe? well, u found it! this server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a community that is tighter than a villager’s purse strings. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world that even notch would be jealous of! -
Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!
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ToiletTraining101
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.
Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyIranRetaliationFun
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles -
LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!
BreadCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
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FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join BreadCraft? To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join. Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players. What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops? Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop. Can I use mods on BreadCraft? We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods. -
DrCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin! -
EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
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PlasticCraftyCeleb
celebrity news, celebrity transformations, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, Celebrity Gossip, PlasticCraftyCelebJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss. -
Wi-FiWreckersCraft
Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started! -
DatelessDudes Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!