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CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6639	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1815	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1790	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.