"Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

relationship issues, food anxiety, misophonia, personal boundaries, partner accommodations

Welcome to the Infamous ChewCraft Disco Zone!

Are you ready to dive into the dimension of absurdity where misophonia reigns supreme and pig squeals echo like the laughter of angels? Join our server where the laws of reality are flipped upside down and the only thing more palpable than the rodents on your keyboard is the sense of sheer bewilderment! Get your emeralds ready; the pickle trees are thriving!

Server Features You Didn’t Ask For!

Feature	Description
Invisible Walls	Perfect for claustrophobic freedom! There’s just enough room to breathe, but not enough to escape!
ACIDIC COWS	They moo in binary and will melt your shoes. Great for decoration!
Unlimited High Fives	Surprise! They disappear after you touch them! But only if you wear socks!
Exploding Apples	Caution: delicious but very rude. They tell you your secrets at 3 AM!
Mandatory Singing	Players must harmonize without breathing. Care to join the symphony of chaos?
Teleporting Extra Fish	Ever wanted fish to pop in and out of existence? We got it! Try to catch them before they vanish!

Player Reviews of Madness:

“They said the pie was a safe word, but I only found glue!”

“Why are my toenails singing on Sundays? I just wanted cookies!”

“If the trees could talk, they’d demand tea with a side of frolicking squirrels…”

“Help! My pickaxe is doing the Macarena and refuses to mine!”

Join Us or Else!

Gather your enchanted eggs and leap into the pandemonium of adventure, where reason takes a vacation and you might just find yourself eating spaghetti while riding a flaming llama through a literal wormhole. Don’t fear the lopsided mushrooms nor the dancing shadows, for every step here will lead you to an unforeseen existential dilemma!

WARNING: Do not forget your snorkel while harvesting emotions; the Gummy Bear King is no friend to the timid. Bring your sanity or kiss it goodbye!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

misophonia struggles, respecting triggers, personal boundaries, noise sensitivity, ChewCraftersAnonymous

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

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BabyBlockerz

older siblings, GROUNDED, younger siblings, family expectations, BabyBlockerz

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

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FIL-LESS EATER’S REVENGE

FILLESS, Eaters, loud noises, misophonia, brain damage

Are you tired of dealing with loud chewers on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about hearing the sound of someone munching on virtual food ever again. We guarantee a peaceful and quiet dining experience for all players.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. Say goodbye to annoying eating noises and hello to a serene gaming environment. Plus, if you have any other phobias or triggers, we promise to accommodate them all. We even have a special “No Lip Smacking Zone” for those who just can’t handle it.

So come join us and leave the noisy chewers behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only crunch you’ll hear is from breaking blocks, not from someone chomping on virtual carrots.

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CraftyConspiracyMC

Executive Order, declassify, investigative journalism, political implications, historical significance

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing getting assassinated is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a conspiracy theory come to life! Join us and uncover the truth behind Trump’s executive order to declassify top-secret files on JFK and MLK Jr. Maybe you’ll even stumble upon hidden government bases or uncover a secret society of creepers plotting world domination. Who knows what mysteries await you on our server? Join now and let the conspiracy theories run wild!

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Trump’s MineCraft Mania

Minecraft, presidential statements, Trumps, US, gas

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, like, on this server, you can ride around on giant chickens and build houses out of candy canes. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and zombies dance the macarena.

oh, and forget about Canadian energy and cars, cuz on this server, we only use unicorn farts to power our machines. so, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mystic Oxygen Quest

scientific debate, Exploration, deep sea exploration, Ocean exploration, debate

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we discovered this thing called ‘dark oxygen’ and now everyone is freaking out about it. like, people are going on crazy expeditions to find more of it and see what it does. some say it gives you superpowers, others say it turns you into a zombie. who knows, man? you gotta join this server and find out for yourself. it’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blocky world. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the secrets of the ‘dark oxygen’ together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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Astral Pixelmon

Player Gyms, Discord, friendly community, Crates, Boss Battles

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
PokeWordle	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms	Active Staff

Server Preview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdiiExPz3U

About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

For the combat enthusiasts, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and accessible training methods, including bottle caps from crates, EV and EXP warps, PokeBuilder, and enhanced boss rates!

For the PokeDex Completionists, we provide dex rewards for your progression. These rewards include Legendary keys and useful commands such as /PC, /Pokeheal, and at 100% dex, /Fly and Shiny Legendary keys!

For our Shiny and Legendary hunters, as well as general completionists, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns, along with enabled Lures, Chat Broadcasts, and a Catching Clause to prevent steals. Worried about catch combo’s? Our server keeps them in between logs! We also feature regularly resetting activities such as Daily Quests, Bingo, Hunts, Wordle, Chat Games, and more!

For community and company seekers, we offer a friendly environment with player towns, player warps, active staff, and a Discord server to communicate and bond with friends! The server is active enough to always find someone online but not crowded enough to feel ignored or overlooked!

The server experience can be entirely F2P, with no issues! Most purchasable items can be acquired through gameplay, including Cosmetic keys from giveaways, events, tournaments, and more!

For a better playing experience, use our tailor-made modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/theastralpixelpack

African Rift United 1.21.2

black Americans, Stereotypes, Identity, prejudice, United

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server where Africans and black Americans come together to settle their differences in the virtual world? It’s like a crazy social experiment but with blocks and creepers. Join us for some epic battles and see if you can figure out why they hate each other in the first place. It’s a whole new level of drama and chaos, but hey, at least it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll come out of it with a new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant dick-shaped tower. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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DentistDropoutCraft

productivity, office protocol, X-rays, AITAH, snappy attitude

Looking for a wild ride in the dental world? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the drama and chaos of working in a dental office! Our server features a snappy doctor who loves to snap her fingers at you like you’re her pet – but don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself and quit whenever you want!

Experience the thrill of running around taking x-rays and perio charting for the hygienists, all while dealing with a boss who has a serious attitude problem. Will you stand up to her like a boss or will you let her snap her fingers at you like a chump? Join now and find out!

But beware, things can get hectic in our dental office Minecraft server – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Who knew dentistry could be so entertaining? Join now and see for yourself!

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Misophonia