misophonia Minecraft Servers

Misophonia

  • "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

    "Minecraft Server: Chew & Brew!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Infamous ChewCraft Disco Zone!

    Are you ready to dive into the dimension of absurdity where misophonia reigns supreme and pig squeals echo like the laughter of angels? Join our server where the laws of reality are flipped upside down and the only thing more palpable than the rodents on your keyboard is the sense of sheer bewilderment! Get your emeralds ready; the pickle trees are thriving!

    Server Features You Didn’t Ask For!

    Feature Description
    Invisible Walls Perfect for claustrophobic freedom! There’s just enough room to breathe, but not enough to escape!
    ACIDIC COWS They moo in binary and will melt your shoes. Great for decoration!
    Unlimited High Fives Surprise! They disappear after you touch them! But only if you wear socks!
    Exploding Apples Caution: delicious but very rude. They tell you your secrets at 3 AM!
    Mandatory Singing Players must harmonize without breathing. Care to join the symphony of chaos?
    Teleporting Extra Fish Ever wanted fish to pop in and out of existence? We got it! Try to catch them before they vanish!

    Player Reviews of Madness:

    “They said the pie was a safe word, but I only found glue!”

    “Why are my toenails singing on Sundays? I just wanted cookies!”

    “If the trees could talk, they’d demand tea with a side of frolicking squirrels…”

    “Help! My pickaxe is doing the Macarena and refuses to mine!”

    Join Us or Else!

    Gather your enchanted eggs and leap into the pandemonium of adventure, where reason takes a vacation and you might just find yourself eating spaghetti while riding a flaming llama through a literal wormhole. Don’t fear the lopsided mushrooms nor the dancing shadows, for every step here will lead you to an unforeseen existential dilemma!

    WARNING: Do not forget your snorkel while harvesting emotions; the Gummy Bear King is no friend to the timid. Bring your sanity or kiss it goodbye!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyBlockerz

    BabyBlockerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

    And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

    Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FIL-LESS EATER’S REVENGE

    FIL-LESS EATER’S REVENGE

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with loud chewers on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about hearing the sound of someone munching on virtual food ever again. We guarantee a peaceful and quiet dining experience for all players.

    Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. Say goodbye to annoying eating noises and hello to a serene gaming environment. Plus, if you have any other phobias or triggers, we promise to accommodate them all. We even have a special “No Lip Smacking Zone” for those who just can’t handle it.

    So come join us and leave the noisy chewers behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only crunch you’ll hear is from breaking blocks, not from someone chomping on virtual carrots.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Starry Street Suisei 1.20.4

    Starry Street Suisei 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got Hoshimachi Suisei vibes all over the place! It’s like diving into a galaxy of music and fun, man! Plus, they got events like Hoshimachi Suisei Nippon Budokan Live – SuperNova, where you can rock out with your block out! And don’t even get me started on the Suisei x KAF Interview – it’s pure gold, I tell ya! So, what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way into this crazy world of music and Minecraft madness! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BdayBashMCServer

    BdayBashMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and intense arguments over virtual blocks.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the misunderstood stepchild who accidentally causes chaos at family events. Will you be able to smooth things over with your stepsister after unintentionally getting her aunt kicked out of the party? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games where you can reenact the heated arguments between family members or even create your own drama-filled storylines. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FosterSisNoThanks

    FosterSisNoThanks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with pesky siblings or guilt trips from your parents.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a little sister when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, without any unwanted birthday wishes getting in the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

    WorryFreeSMP – Live Life Easy in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where all your worries just melt away like butter on a hot potato. Seriously, I joined and suddenly all my bills were paid, my acne disappeared, and I found a golden llama that poops diamonds. True story bro.

    But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.

    So come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

    Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

    So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server

    EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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