misogynistic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyTinderMCServ

Ban, ban lifted, banned for, big corporation, CraftyTinderMCServ, DISRESPECTFUL, family account, Friend, google account, google voice, learned from it, misogynistic, not tight, opposite sides of the country, phone number, reaching out, supporting friend, terms of service, Tinder, unjustifiable ban

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.

With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockbuster LOLz

best quote, blockbuster, Cinema, classic quote, comedy, Entertainment, eternal humor, everlasting laugh, famous quote, film quote, forever funny, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic quote, Laughter, lolz, memorable quote, movie quote, quote of the day, timeless quote, top movie quote

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	788	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7612
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Farms Harvested:	357	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7510
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16, BLOODFINITY, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Faction, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Potions Brewed:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	2116	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, cream, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Hold, java, land protections, Language, latte, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Sugar, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.

CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP

#venting, advice, attraction, Communication, coping strategies, CraftyCelibates, Emotional support, feelings, Friend, friendship, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, support network

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Explosive Friendship OP

BETRAYAL, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional turmoil, explosive, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, moms, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, self-identity, sensitivity, Server, Support, support system, teenage struggles, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	2594
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and betrayal of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise not to out your secrets like that friend did. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about someone spilling your tea.

Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!