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CraftyClickbaitCrafts

consumer fraud, CraftyClickbaitCrafts, deceptive commercials, deceptive marketing, deceptive packaging, deceptive practices, dishonest advertising, exaggerated advertising, false advertising, false endorsements, false promises, misleading advertisement, misleading branding, misleading claims, misleading marketing tactics, misleading pricing practices, misleading product claims, misleading product descriptions, misleading promotions, misleading slogans, unethical advertising

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that promises unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has all of that and more!

Join us for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers, or soar through the skies on the back of a majestic flying pig. And don’t forget to explore our secret diamond room, where you can fill your pockets with more riches than you could ever imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and entertaining gameplay experience of your life!

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3435	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
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Reason for joining CampCraft:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2706
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1695
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Potions Brewed:	168
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!