misleading job descriptions Minecraft Servers

misleading job descriptions Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyDisappointments

    BlockyDisappointments
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6077
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional block stacker, only to realize it’s just a bunch of squares? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies without any of the disappointment!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be able to mine through bedrock like butter. Or, challenge your friends to a build-off competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week (don’t worry, we provide the chicken suit).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a boring old job when you can stack blocks and party with creepers all day long?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AquariousMC

    AquariousMC
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6196
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Potions Brewed: 85
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.

    ┃ Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com

    aquariousmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

    BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5321
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

    Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1372
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4442 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Alien Abductions: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Feline Friends Minecraft Server

    Feline Friends Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5477
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

    100% Deserved Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8657
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OGPrison

    OGPrison
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

    Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

    Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

    Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

    Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

    Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

    OGPrison.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 213 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Social Contract Minecraft Server

    Social Contract Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8521
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    WTF WT! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9494
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

    So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2642
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5215 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1194 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

    And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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