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  • CraftyClickbaitCrafts

    CraftyClickbaitCrafts
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9170
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 2187
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that promises unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has all of that and more!

    Join us for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers, or soar through the skies on the back of a majestic flying pig. And don’t forget to explore our secret diamond room, where you can fill your pockets with more riches than you could ever imagine.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and entertaining gameplay experience of your life!

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  • The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

    The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5831
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 298 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Votes: 4362 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

    Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5385
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Animals Bred: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

    Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

    But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

    Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

    It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9566
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

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  • Rent-Free Minecraft Server

    Rent-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9258
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 New Chunks Explored: 472034

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

    Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

    Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

    And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

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  • Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

    Problematic Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1904
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

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  • Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

    Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1184
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

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  • Me? For Minecraft SMP

    Me? For Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5044
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Farms Harvested: 612 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

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  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1284
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

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  • Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

    Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5415
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6514
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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