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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8539 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.
So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!