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FactCheckCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only fact-checking we do is making sure the creepers don’t explode in your face! EU law? more like EWW law, are we right? we don’t fact-check because we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. forget google, come to our server where the only thing you need to know is how to survive the zombie apocalypse (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of diamond swords). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting! -
SMP_H8_SocialMedia
Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers! -
Brazilian Meta Minecraft Server
so, like, you want a minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? well, look no further, cuz this server is, like, the bomb dot com! we got, like, unicorns riding pigs, and, like, chickens that can do the macarena.oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.
also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.
so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.
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BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadness -
CraftyDanishSpyCraft
geopolitical strategy, political manipulation, Danish Intelligence, disinformation campaign, security threatslol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af! -
SovietCraft: Blame the West!
come join our epic minecraft server where russians destroy their own north korean-made sam system because they thought it was a “western-made radar” LOL like seriously, who does that? we have so much chaos and confusion, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a glitch in the matrix. plus, our admins are actually trained dolphins who can build underwater cities in seconds. true story. so come on over and experience the madness for yourself! -
AussieCraft: Meta Madness!
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have kangaroos as pets and koalas as mounts! we got crocodiles in the water and drop bears in the trees, watch out mate! our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are doing sick parkour moves.we have a secret underground base where we keep all the vegemite and tim tams, you gotta pass the boomerang challenge to get in. our pvp arena is a giant didgeridoo where you battle it out with diamond swords and boomerangs.
join us for a true aussie experience, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a drop bear with a taste for noobs. fair dinkum, mate!
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Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
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MythBustedInMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!
So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? ððĪŠðĪĢ