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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier claims than this trump adviser dude!! we got mexican cartels taking over canada, like what even is that?? but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a team of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. they will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama and defeat the evil taco army. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!
But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Fossil Fuel Fakes: News Ad Misfits
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest adventures eva! we got dragons dat can do da macarena, unicorns dat fart rainbows, and creepers dat tell dad jokes!u can build ur own castle made outta jello, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named fred!
we also got secret treasure hunts, where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet!
come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection)!
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CraftyPutin’sBuddy
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server! Join us and become a Russian asset or a useful idiot in our wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.Embark on epic quests to uncover the truth behind Trump’s betrayal, all while building your own empire and battling other players for dominance. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you embrace your inner traitor and join forces with the dark side?
With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community of like-minded players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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CommieCraft: From Enemy to Frenemy
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as US politics? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of alliances and betrayals, just like the GOP’s relationship with Russia. Join us for a wild ride where you never know who your enemy or ally will be next! Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself plays on our server under the username “KremlinCrafter69”. So come join us and see if you can outbuild, outmine, and outpolitic the competition! -
Crafty Climate Crew
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant ice castles to stop climate change!!! we got climate scientists crafting diamond pickaxes, journalists reporting on the latest creeper attacks, and the public fighting off misinformation like a horde of zombies. trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling adventure than saving the world one block at a time. so grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and let’s show those climate deniers who’s boss! -
CraftyMythBusters
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
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AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!