Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!
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Blockhead Bruises
Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly
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GrainCraft: Russian Missile Mishap
Attack, Black sea, Civilian, Conflict, Damage, Defense, emergency, Grain Ship, GrainCraft, Incident, international relations, investigation, Kh-22 Missile, Maritime, Military, mishap, Missile, Naval News, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, shipping, War
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own grain ship and avoid getting hit by russian missiles in the black sea! sail the high seas with your friends and watch out for those sneaky missiles trying to ruin your day. who knew farming could be so dangerous? join now for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos!
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BlockheadBooboos
accident, BlockheadBooboos, blunder, bonehead move, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, injury, laughable, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted injury, silly, stupid
Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!
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JarBreakerCraft
4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed
lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.
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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!
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CraftingFails
biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes
Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!
Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!
So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.
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CreeperLoveGoneWrong
awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance
Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!
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KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!
accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War
come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!
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CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpectedAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!
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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).
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CancerousCraft Minecraft Server
bad font, cancerous font, CancerousCraft, design, Font, font analysis, font choice, font criticism, font critique, font design, font disaster, font error, font feedback, font mistake, font opinion, font review, font selection, Graphic design, Minecraft, Server, typography, typography failAre you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
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Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy
ableism, age discrepancy, brain development, cognitive abilities, cognitive differences, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, derogatory language, developmental delay, discrimination, intellectual disability, intellectual functioning, intelligence, IQ score, low iq, maturity level, mental age, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Prodigy, smp, societal attitudes, stigma
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
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VeganVillainRuinsTradition
cherished tradition, close-knit family, compromise, family bonding, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, generational recipes, traditional feast, vegan, vegan dishes, VeganVillainRuinsTraditionAre you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!
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TasteHypeCraft
bland, Culinary, fad, flavorless, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food influencers, food marketing, food trends, foodie, Gastronomy, hype, Instagrammable, overhyped, Overrated, Popular, social media, Taste, TasteHypeCraft, trendyAre you tired of boring old food that just sits there in your inventory, doing nothing but filling up your hunger bar? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got food that’s so hype, it’ll make you do a happy dance in real life! Imagine chomping down on a pixelated burger that not only fills up your hunger bar but also gives you super speed for 10 minutes! Or how about a slice of pizza that makes you invincible to creepers for a whole hour? Trust us, once you taste our epic food, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft meals again. Join our server now and get ready to feast like never before!
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IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
chinese vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, Vtubers, youtube equivalentAre you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, looking for some entertainment? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the VIPs out there! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because who has time for those peasants with only 2 views?Join us and share your favorite 499-view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And hey, even if you’re a corpo, as long as you don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, you’re welcome here!
Check out our /lig/ Numbers page for all the juicy stats, or dive into our Twitch Clips Guide for some top-tier content. And don’t forget to explore our VOD Archive for all those hidden gems.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Tiermaker to rank your favorites, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to never miss a celebration.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Ducks, OC material, and endless entertainment await you. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon next!
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MmmCraft SMP: I Wish I Could Mmm All of Us
Altruism, compassion, dreams, Empathy, Environmental awareness, global connection, Hope, Humanity, inner peace, interconnectedness, introspection, mindfulness, mmm, MmmCraft, personal growth, Positive Change, self improvement, self reflection, smp, social responsibility, societal issues, Unity, wish fulfillmentWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. The players had to battle these feathered fiends in an epic showdown that ended with chicken nuggets for everyone!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant pink sheep that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness
BLOCK, coping strategies, Crafting, depression, Exercise, Happiness, healthy habits, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, recovery journey, self help books, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy, therapy sessionsAre you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of explosions, and the pigs ride on saddled chickens!Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!
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ConesAndCreeperz
Chocolate, Cone, ConesAndCreeperz, dairy, DELICIOUS, dessert, Edible, frozen dessert, ice cream, ice cream cones, indulgence, portion control, snack, sprinkles, sugar cone, Summer treat, sweet treat, Tasty, Treat, Vanilla, waffle conecome join our epic minecraft server where ice cream cones are the key to survival! no, seriously, you gotta eat ice cream cones to stay alive in this crazy world. but don’t worry, we have all the flavors you could ever imagine, from bacon and eggs to pickle juice swirl.our server is run by a group of deranged penguins who are obsessed with ice cream and will stop at nothing to make sure you have a cone in hand at all times. they may be cute, but they are ruthless when it comes to dessert.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary ice cream mountain, where the cones are made of pure gold and the sprinkles are actually diamonds. but be warned, the mountain is guarded by a giant ice cream monster who will do anything to protect his precious treats.
so come on over and join the madness, where ice cream cones are edible portion control and the only way to survive in this wacky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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The Tangles
Adventure, alchemist, Allies, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, coop, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Fishing, Loot, Lore, Minecraft, Minibosses, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, specialization, WATCHMAKER
The Tangles (tangles.mcserver.us) is a newly released Minecraft server hand-crafted from the ground up by an experienced RPG gamer looking to bring a totally unique and engaging approach to the Minecraft RPG formula. Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.
Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.
Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.
Now released, you can join the Discord for the server (https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q) in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server! All the passion of a solo developer with many unique systems to explore on top of it. I take a lot of pride in how much effort has gone into the content that’s here, from 90% of the NPCs being fully animated with new idle animations, to significant amounts of engaging NPC conversations with branching paths.
In-game preview images attached to this post. Many more preview images are available on the Discord server.
Discord: https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q
TL;DR Tangles is a newly-released RPG with tons of custom stuff, custom crafting, exploration, evil gods, get overpowered, have fun, solo project, come give your thoughts!
tangles.mcserver.us