misguided wisdom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3430
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Animals Bred:	139
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9138
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, Ayase Yuu, BIRMINGHAM, CLARA, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, elden ring, EuphoricKaleidoCraft, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Hina, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Lia-senpai, Loki-sama, Love Live!, Lumi-senpai, Memory, Minecraft, MODERN, Muu Muyu, Panko-senpai, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, tsunderia, VeXpo, VReverie Extended, Yuu

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	2998	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

WeddingCrasher420

Airbnb, best friends, celebration, Commitment, Communication, destination wedding, Distance, Effort, friendship, Hawaii, long distance, loyalty, Michigan, one sided, pride, Priorities, relationships, travel, tux, Wedding, WeddingCrasher420

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	3898	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

CelebSecretsMC SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky20sWasted

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Farms Harvested:	603

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like studying or working? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and spend your days building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual pigs. Who needs a social life when you can have a virtual one filled with creepers and diamonds? Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Trust us, your 30-year-old self will thank you for it.

BridgeBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8047	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the crimean bridge! but watch out, budanov is on a rampage and he might just blow it up in the next few months! join now for the thrill of potentially witnessing a bridge explosion in blocky form! who needs real world drama when you can have it all in minecraft? come join us for the chaos and destruction!

HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	257

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Conquest of Hunterra [Modded] [Roleplay] {1.20.1} {Whitelist}

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Join Our Medieval Immersion RPG Server – Conquest of Hunterra!

Step into a world where Minecraft meets a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience! The Conquest of Hunterra server offers a unique blend of immersive features that will transport you back in time.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpackDiscord: discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

Mc.Hunterra.ca

Cepix: Where chaos and mods collide in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	3549
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Cepix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cepix
Modpack	Magic focused with some tech for nukes and bombs
Season	3rd season with semi-anarchy twist
Features	Griefing and fighting allowed (no cheating or hacking)
Start Date	Tomorrow
IP Address	cepix.online
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/T4j6ThtJUe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on Cepix.

Q: What kind of modpack is required to join the server?

A: A magic focused modpack with some tech for nukes and bombs is needed to join. You can get the modpack in our Discord server.

Q: Are there any limits on the server?

A: There are no limits, only endless possibilities for players to explore and create.

Q: Is griefing and fighting allowed on the server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and fight each other, but without cheating or hacking.